- Age: 27
- Height: 5' 8"
- Weight: 157 lbs
- Gender: Male
- Race: Human (white)
- Occupation: Con artist
- Talents: Fast talk
- Allegiances: Derrick Shaw, Josef's bridge club
- Status: Active
This conman is never seen without his partner, Derrick Shaw. They are known to walk into restaurants posing as health inspectors, and walk out a lot less hungry.