- Age: Unknown
- Height: 4' 4" (perched)
- Weight: Unknown
- Gender: Unknown
- Race: Unknown (appears to be a huge eagle)
- Occupation: Being a gigantic freakin' bird
- Talents: Flying; squawking; biting; grappling
- Allegiances: Unknown
- Status: Active
This strange creature is apparently the source of the wireless jamming frequencies being emitted, at least in the Pax Artificium area, if not throughout the entire world. The bird was brought down from above the city, but has now fallen into the hands of a top-secret U.S. government military installation somewhere in Colorado.