- Player: Brian
- Age: 20
- Height: 5' 10"
- Weight: 146 lbs
- Gender: Male
- Race: Human (white)
- Occupation: Pizza delivery guy; band member (vocalist/keyboardist)
- Talents: High speed pizza delivery; mediocre musical abillity
- Allegiances: Uncle Enzo's Pizza
- Status: Active
Howard, who goes by Lee, looks like your typical slacker. He wears old sneakers, jeans and a variety of T-shirts that are almost always wrinkled. On top of his head, he almost always wears a mesh hat adorned with some old logo (Windows, a CD, or the Simpsons for example).
Recently, he bumped into some odd folks and has been dragged off on some sort of confusing adventure.