Staring at the lone Minute Maid Lemonade can next to my mounting pile of Mountain Dew, I see the top’s enlarged opening and remember back to when they were smaller. “Wasn’t it Mt. Dew that started this craze, to distinguish itself as more ‘extreme’ than those other sodas?” I think to myself. Now that the others have caught up, Mt. Dew will have to take it one step further. Like one of those easy-open cans – perhaps filled with cat food – you’ll lift the tab, breaking the seal, then pull the entire lid off the top. Cheers!
P.S.: A stupid post about the function of government is next, partially in response to the comments from my last post about welfare. It’s just a matter of time till I get around to it.