Checkmate

I love chess. But I don’t have much interesting to say about it, except that chess is awesome, and you should play it!

Here is a dumb cookie for clicking this link. All sixteen black pieces are required for black’s checkmate against white. Obviously, this position is impossible, but I still enjoy it.

8♗    ♕  ♖  ♘
7  ♟♗♟      ♘
6♟♟           
5  ♞    ♝♝   
4♔        ♜♞♖
3    ♚         
2  ♟♟♟♟♜♛ 
1♕♕♕♕♕♕♕♕
a b c d e f g h

What kind of person talks trash during a chess game?