Checkmate

I love chess. But I don’t have much interesting to say about it, except that chess is awesome, and you should play it!

Here is a dumb cookie for clicking this link. All sixteen black pieces are required for black’s checkmate against white. Obviously, this position is impossible, but I still enjoy it.

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What kind of person talks trash during a chess game?