(16:04:11) LLichte: This is really weird. I found a setting that makes my capture card look REALLY good.
(16:04:17) Restless Warrior: Yeah?
(16:04:20) LLichte: But it also lags for no reason, without indicating that it’s dropping frams.
(16:04:22) LLichte: Frames.
(16:04:32) Restless Warrior: I wonder if it’s doing integration.
(16:04:58) Restless Warrior: If that’s the case it might be dropping frames from CPU usage.
(16:05:27) LLichte: Oh, it was recording!
(16:05:34) LLichte: Why does it look so much better when it records?
(16:05:51) Restless Warrior: Gremlins.
(16:06:26) Restless Warrior: They don’t want to be recorded. So when you record, they don’t interfere and make the picture look worse. ‘Cause if they did, you’d have proof they exist.
(16:07:50) LLichte: You get +1 to spurious logic!
(16:11:33) Restless Warrior: Everything is evidence toward the existence of gremlins.
(16:12:06) LLichte: I’m not. >:o
(16:12:09) Restless Warrior: I heard a noise outside that I couldn’t identify. Well, ask yourself: could it have been gremlins? If the answer is yes, then that means the likelihood of gremlins is greater with you having heard that noise!
(16:12:59) Restless Warrior: You are a good friend. Now, if there were gremlins, would they want to create a “good friend” out of the flesh of several dead men, to use to get close to me and ultimately play terrible, terrible tricks on me? Of course they would!
(16:13:22) Restless Warrior: So yes, you are evidence toward gremlins!
(16:13:34) Restless Warrior: (Sorry dude.)
(16:14:22) LLichte: No I’m not! >:o
(16:14:40) LLichte: You are racist.
(16:14:42) Restless Warrior: That’s what the gremlins would make you say if you WERE made by them!
(16:15:32) Restless Warrior: And I’m not racist, I am culturalist.
(16:15:35) Restless Warrior: I hate the gremlin culture.
(16:15:42) LLichte: The gremlins are a race!
(16:16:16) Restless Warrior: If I met a gremlin who liked to play video games and RP and was generally a cool guy, I would have nothing against him! And if I met a non-gremlin who made fake friends out of the flesh of corpses just to torment me, I would hate him!
(16:16:19) Restless Warrior: So it’s the culture man.
(16:16:58) LLichte: That’s what HITLER said.
(16:17:17) Restless Warrior: Ouch, you just lost an argument about being crafted by gremlins. That takes skill.
(16:17:21) LLichte: http://www.sorethumbsonline.com/d/20050624.html
See?
“I started eating a keyboard to suffuse myself with the Word, and that made me very ill, so I went to the bathroom to throw up. When I got in there, a guy armed with an electric-powered uzi was waiting for me. Thinking quickly, I wrapped him in the cords that plugged his gun into the wall and dropped him in a toilet, and he was electrocuted. Then I spent a while trying to find somewhere where I could pee and not die.”
—Lucas Lichte