noonereally has enlightened me to a proposition superior to both the Theory of Evolution and the Pharisaism of Intelligent Design. Everything makes sense when you consider the simple idea that God is an idiot!
“He says naïvely, outspokenly and without suggestion of embarrassment ‘I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous God.’ It is only another way of saying ‘I, the Lord thy God, am a small God; fretful about small things.’”
—Mark Twain, in Letters from the Earth