paul: So, next session you guys are facing an undead The Tarrasque.
curtis: Excellent, it will be no problem with my new henchman I got last level from my Supreme Leadership feat.
paul: *Nods* Did I mention he has 20 levels of Monk?
paul: He’s pretty good at weaponless attacks.
curtis: My henchman is a 100th level storm god pirate who has a giant, floating stone city towed by a 100th level dragon paladin, so I think we’ll be OK.
paul: That’ll help.
curtis: Don’t worry; I won’t call him for help unless the Tarrasque starts killing the party. ;-)
paul: I appreciate that.
curtis: Hmm, since I’ve never called my henchman for help yet, maybe I’ll switch him up. The storm god pirate thing has really been done to death. I have a better idea anyway.
paul: Oh?
paul: Hyperintelligent fiendish kitten?
curtis: My new idea is a 100th level mathematician/GM/scheduler named Pablo Mejor with a probabilistic annihilation rifle, logarithmic theorem generator, and magical fire breath.
curtis: He came to me in a dream, and has no resemblance to any person, living or dead.
paul: He sounds really powerful.
paul: And good looking.
curtis: Yeah, he is The Man. He would definitely beat the storm pirate. You just can’t win when the mathematics of the universe is rewritten to physically crush you.
curtis: (He usually doesn’t need the fire breath – that’s just in case of emergency, or to light cigarettes for attractive women.)
paul: *Nods*
paul: A bit of a raconteur, is he?
curtis: Oh, he’s a veritable epigrammatist.
curtis: But that’s not to say he can’t narrate masterfully at length, when he’s so inclined.
paul: Hmm.
paul: I’ll have to throw bees at him. I’d wager he’s likely terrified thereof.
curtis: Heh, another reason he picked up that fire breath. ;-)
curtis: If the Tarrasque snorts bees with machine guns, that would indeed be frightful.
paul: Hmm.
paul: *Writes that down*
curtis: Machine guns that shoot other, smaller bees with machine guns of their own.
curtis: If it were recursive, it would have at least a 35% chance of enthralling Pablo. He gets distracted by shit like that. ;-)
paul: *Nods*