Best English ever

Spam is occasionally hilarious. E.g.:

Hello!!! How your mood??? I hope, that all is fine!
Probably you to be surprised a little, that now to
write to you the unfamiliar girl! But I very much want
to get acquainted with you and to start interesting
correspondence! I very much hope, that you to write to
me the answer to this letter! I to see your structure
on a site of acquaintance and to decide to write to
you the letter on yours e-mail the address. I the
lonely girl and to search for my second half of heart!
I very much hope, that you too to search for it! My
name Elvira . I to send you I wash a
photo, and I hope, that to like you it! Here I to
stop, and I shall wait very much your answer to mine
e-mail the address ( elvira200707@gmail.com )
! In the following letter I want to tell more about
me, and to show much my photos! Good-bye!!! Elvira


“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
—Albert Camus

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