Third-person self-references: 2009 edition

Date Status
2009-01-05 Curtis Rueden is frustrated by his own incompetence.
2009-01-06 Curtis Rueden is feeling better.
2009-01-08 Curtis Rueden is changing his name to EDGE MAVERICK.
2009-01-27 Curtis Rueden is destroying his knees, one day at a time.
2009-01-29 Curtis Rueden is surprised to recognize 88 of the top 90 projects on ohloh
2009-02-02 Curtis Rueden is consumed with regret over every goddamn thing.
2009-02-03 Curtis Rueden compiles.
2009-02-04 Curtis Rueden does not comply.
2009-02-05 Curtis Rueden can be terrifying to neonates and milquetoasts.
2009-02-07 Curtis Rueden had an awesome day yesterday.
2009-02-09 Curtis Rueden believes in a thing called quixotism.
2009-02-12 Curtis Rueden needs to rent or sell his condo.
2009-02-16 Curtis Rueden is probably skipping Gen Con this year. :-(
2009-02-26 Curtis Rueden loves winter thunder.
2009-02-28 Curtis Rueden has lost all his power.
2009-03-05 Curtis Rueden wishes Visual Studio would DIAF.
2009-03-25 Curtis Rueden is finally starting to figure out his iPod classic. But still can’t talk right…
2009-03-31 Curtis Rueden just found the coolest consumer-grade storage solution he’s ever seen: Drobo.
2009-04-10 Curtis Rueden was recently reminded that the time is nigh for the birthday movie!
2009-04-14 Curtis Rueden misses Mountain Dew.
2009-04-20 Curtis Rueden keeps reading about economics even though it is nightmarishly complex.
2009-04-27 Curtis Rueden is 0 for 2 on house offers.
2009-04-28 Curtis Rueden is outraged that you have to create a shell script wrapper just to compensate for the GNOME launcher’s inability to specify a working directory.
2009-05-07 Curtis Rueden bought a house.
2009-05-08 Curtis Rueden doesn’t know what’s worth fighting for.
2009-05-11 Curtis Rueden eats his peas with honey; he’s done so all his life. It makes them taste quite funny, but it keeps them on the knife.
2009-05-14 Curtis Rueden is feeling very alone in the universe today.
2009-05-26 Curtis Rueden is drowning in work.
2009-05-27 Curtis Rueden feels strangely distant from his friends considering how much they have been through together.
2009-06-04 Curtis Rueden started making one of those “How well do you know me?” quizzes but then Facebook ate it.
2009-06-10 Curtis Rueden is back in C++ hell.
2009-07-02 Curtis Rueden was sorting through old gaming notes and was amazed anew at the staggering amount of D&D played.
2009-07-13 Curtis Rueden is appalled that the RPGA is allowing custom characters for the D&D Championship at Gen Con this year.
2009-07-20 Curtis Rueden is greatly bothered by the existence of “Science Papa” for some reason.
2009-08-10 Curtis Rueden just TPKed our level 2 party with an EL 6 encounter. I hope the RPGA is not quite that mean.
2009-08-11 Curtis Rueden is amused that Amazon thinks I want to buy shoes from them.
2009-08-17 Curtis Rueden objects to intellect without discipline—to power without constructive purpose.
2009-08-31 Curtis Rueden watches the world fall apart, piece by piece.
2009-09-05 Curtis Rueden is popping bubble wrap.
2009-09-21 Curtis Rueden still hates Eclipse, despite effort to the contrary.
2009-10-01 Curtis Rueden’s plans will not be undone by such amateur-hour horseshit as absorbing too much power and exploding.
2009-10-13 Curtis Rueden is tired of working so hard for so little payoff.
2009-10-20 Curtis Rueden is on a bus in Massachusetts! With Wi-Fi!
2009-10-27 Curtis Rueden is covered in broken code.
2009-11-16 Curtis Rueden is excited that VirtualBox 3.0.10 on Mac OS X 10.6 actually has working visual effects on an Ubuntu Karmic Koala guest OS.
2009-11-24 Curtis Rueden wants to know: who wants a Google Wave invite? :-)
2009-11-26 Curtis Rueden ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
2009-12-08 Curtis Rueden is very thankful for the awesomeness that is Skype.
2009-12-15 Curtis Rueden can’t believe he ate the whole thing.
2009-12-16 Curtis Rueden is always screaming inside his head.
2009-12-20 Curtis Rueden is never satisfied.
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