- Age: 34
- Height: 6' 2"
- Weight: 233 lbs
- Gender: Male
- Race: Human (white)
- Occupation: Professional soccer player
- Talents: Intimidation; skull cracking; soccer
- Weapons: Brass knuckles; cleats; head butt
- Allegiances: Cid Arthur, William Moss, Magitech Corporation and the Fantastic Five; Matt Jones and the Pax Artificium Miracles
- Status: Active
Half-Pint is a cranky British anarchist who plays soccer for the Pax Artificium Miracles. He wears a white tank top with a red anarchy symbol painted on the back, and soccer shoes with oversized cleats, which he often threatens to utilize against whoever is irritating him at the time. Though he at first seemed like a profoundly angry person, upon getting to know him better, Matt realized that his bark is worse than his bite, and he's actually a pretty good guy. He drives a monster of a motorcycle.