Teddy: “Can I have a grapefruit?”
Me: “We’ll have that for breakfast tomorrow. Right now, please eat your dinner. You have blueberries, and edamame beans, and sugar snap peas, and grilled cheese, and doggies…”
Teddy: “I don’t have doggies.”
Me: “I know, I was being silly.”
Teddy: “You were being wrong.”